Hiring!!

Position: New mom!

Reason: The old one was fired for being unable to correctly read three separate soccer schedules, resulting in chaos!

Qualifications:
1. Reading ability
2. Current drivers license (anyone accepting position has to be willing to spend long hours driving unruly children to and fro)
3. Hair doing skills (preferably no pulling)
4. Ability to cheer quietly at soccer games
5. Be hip, cool, and fun
6. Must be expert at dessert making abilities


Please Inquire Quickly!!! (the children might revolt)